Google Says

[Levike]

Guys, I came up with a new game.

Rules:

1. User A posts the short beginning of a sentence like "Why do people...".

2. User B googles it in whatever language and tells us what Google suggested and posts it.

3. After that user B also gives the beginning of another sentence for the next user.

Note:
- You have to specify in what language you googled it in.
- You have to write the results in English (if you wish then also in the original language you chose to google in).
- If Google doesn't give you any suggestions then you can write what the first search results are.

Let's begin:

The next person shall google: "What would happen if..."

[Levike]

[flag=]hu[/flag] For Hungarian Google suggested:

What would happen if I had an oreo
What would happen if I gave an oreo to the wolf
What would happen if „online” in Hungarian
What would happen if I gave an oreo to a vampire

The next person shall google: „We are going to...”

[melski]

Fun game, I'm in!

[flag=]fr[/flag] Nous allons...
Nous allons examiner vos documents et vous informer dès que nous aurons traité votre demande
Nous allons en espagnol
Nous allons nous coucher
Nous allons essayer
Nous allons vivre une très très grande histoire d'amour

[flag=]en[/flag]
We are going to check your documents and inform you as soon as we have processed your request.
We are going to the Spanish class (lit. "we are going in Spanish")
We are going to sleep
We are going to try
We are going to live a very big love story

The next one shall google "Why you should never..."

[Levike]

Fun game, I'm in!

Merci.

[flag=]fr[/flag]The next one shall google "Why you should never..."

[flag=]ro[/flag]
De ce să nu faci niciodată plajă la geamul dormitorului
De ce să nu faci niciodată plajă
De ce să nu spui niciodată
De ce nu spun irlandezii niciodată da sau nu

[flag=]en[/flag]
Why you should never sunbathe at your room's window
Why you should never sunbathe
Why you should never say
Why don't the Irish ever say "yes" or "no"

For the next person: "Did you ever think about..."

[Dormouse559]

[flag=]fr[/flag] Avez-vous jamais pensé à …
Avez-vous jamais pensé à votre futur métier ?
Avez-vous jamais pensé à
Avez-vous jamais pensé à vous laver les mains ?
Avez-vous jamais pensé à moi ?

[flag=]en[/flag]
Did you ever think about your future job?
Did you ever think about
Did you ever think about washing your hands?
Did you ever think about me?

Next: "I want to eat …"

[IpseDixit]

[flag=]it[/flag]

Voglio mangiare sano
Voglio mangiare una pizza
Voglio mangiare ma non ho fame
Voglio mangiare tanto senza ingrassare

[flag=]en[/flag]

I want to eat healthy
I want to eat a pizza
I want to eat but I'm not hungry
I want to eat a lot without getting fat

Next: "Where do I find a..."

[TheStrayCat]

[flag=]es[/flag] Spanish:

¿Dónde encuentro un yonke de motos en Tijuana?
¿Dónde encuentro un vestido hawaiano?
¿Dónde encuentro un cono para que use mi perro?
¿Dónde encuentro un free web hosting?
¿Dónde encuentro un hacker?

[flag=]en[/flag] English:
Where do I find a motorcycle junk in Tijuana?
Where do I find a Hawaiian dress?
Where do I find a cone collar for my dog? (hope I got the meaning right!)
Where do I find a free web hosting?
Where do I find a hacker?

Next phrase: "Vodka is very..."

[IpseDixit]

[flag=]it[/flag]

La vodka è molto alcolica

[flag=]en[/flag]

Vodka is very alcoholic

Seriosuly, that is the only suggestion it gave me.

Next: "What's the price of a..."

[Levike]

[flag=]ro[/flag]
Care e pretul tau domnisoara
Care e pretul unui kw
Care e pretul benzinei
Care e pretul la fier vechi
Care e pretul graului

[flag=]en[/flag]
What's your price, miss?
What's the price of a kw
What's the price of petrol
What's the price of scrap
What's the price of wheat

Next: "Where is..."

[IpseDixit]

[flag=]it[/flag]

Dov'è dov'è
Dov'è Trieste
Dov'è mia figlia
Dov'è finita Audrey pdf

[flag=]en[/flag]

Where is where is
Where is Trieste
Where is my daughter
Where has Audrey ended up pdf

Next: "Why do/does my..."
If the language distinguishes a masculine/feminine/singular/plural "my", you can choose whichever you prefer.

[Levike]

[flag=]ro[/flag]
De ce anii mei se duc in vant
De ce sanii mei sunt moi
De ce ochii mei

[flag=]en[/flag]
Why are my years going away
Why are my boobs soft
Why my eyes

Next: "How to use a..."

[IpseDixit]

[flag=]it[/flag]

Come usare una reflex
Come usare un tester
Come usare un deumidificatore
Come usare un telescopio

[flag=]en[/flag]

How to use a reflex
How to use a tester
How to use a dehumidifier
How to use telescope

Next: "How long do I have to wait for..."

[Dormouse559]

[flag=]fr[/flag]
Combien de temps est-ce que je dois attendre après une fausse couche ?
Combien de temps est-ce que je dois attendre ?
Combien de temps est-ce que je dois attendre avant de le rappeler ?
Combien de temps est-ce que je dois attendre pour repasser mon permis ?

[flag=]en[/flag]
How long do I have to wait after a miscarriage?
How long do I have to wait?
How long do I have to wait before calling him back?
How long do I have to wait to retake my driving test?

Next: "What if…"

[IpseDixit]

In Italian there has to be a verb so I used succedere = to happen.

[flag=]it[/flag]

Che succede se la Grecia va in default
Che succede se si fa l'amore con il ciclo
Che succede se non pago una multa
Che succede se un celiaco mangia glutine

[flag=]en[/flag]

What happens if Greece defaults
What happens if you have sex during your period
What happens if I don't pay a fine
What happens if a celiac person eats gluten

Next: "Where can I go when..."

[Levike]

[flag=]hu[/flag]
Hová mehetnék dalszöveg
Hová mehet egy egy budapesti anyuka 4 éves gyerekével ha a férjével megromlott a kapcsolata
Hová mehet ha ünnepek alatt beteg lesz
Hova mehetünk vásárolni, ha nálunk boltstop lesz vasárnap

[flag=]en[/flag]
Where can I go Lyrics
Where can a mother with a 4 year old son from Budapest go if her relation with her husband deteriorated
Where can you go if you're sicj during the holidays
Where can we go shopping if all stores are going to close on Sunday

Next: "My mom said..."

[IpseDixit]

[flag=]it[/flag]

La mamma dice che ci porta al cinema appena finiamo i compiti
La mamma dice che ci porta al cinema
La mamma dice che sono bello
La mamma dice che posso

[flag=]en[/flag]

Mommy says she'll take us to the cinema theatre as soon as we finish homework
Mommy says she'll take us to the cinema theatre
Mommy says I'm handsome
Mommy says I can

Next: "I don't want my boyfriend to..."

[Dormouse559]

As far as I know it's "(movie) theater" in U.S. English, and "cinema" in U.K. (possibly other Commonwealth) English. I haven't heard of "cinema theatre" before.

[flag=]fr[/flag]
Je ne veux pas que mon copain me touche.
Je ne veux pas que mon copain fume.
Je ne veux pas que mon copain sorte sans moi.
Je ne veux pas que mon copain me quitte.

[flag=]en[/flag]
I don't want my boyfriend to touch me.
I don't want my boyfriend to smoke.
I don't want my boyfriend to go out without me.
I don't want my boyfriend to leave me.

Next: "It annoys me when …"

[IpseDixit]

As far as I know it's "(movie) theater" in U.S. English, and "cinema" in U.K. (possibly other Commonwealth) English. I haven't heard of "cinema theatre" before.

Whoops.

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The literal translation of "to annoy" didn't give me any suggestions, so I used dare fastidio but it has a slightly broader meaning than "to annoy", it can also mean "to have an uncomfortable feeling".

[flag=]it[/flag]

Mi dà fastidio quando studio e un velociraptor
Mi dà fastidio quando il mio ragazzo mi tocca
Mi dà fastidio quando tocco il glande
Mi dà fastidio quando mi bacia

[flag=]en[/flag]

It annoys me when I study and a velociraptor
It annoys me / I have an uncorfortable feeling when my boyfriend touches me
It annoys me / I have an uncorfortable feeling when I touch my glans
It annoys me / I have an uncorfortable feeling when he/she kisses me

Next: "How can I convince..."

[Патрислав Андреевич]

[flag=]pl[/flag]
Jak przekonać rodziców
Jak przekonać rodziców na psa
Jak przekonać chłopaka do siebie
Jak przekonać rodziców na wyjazd
Jak przekonać rodziców na kota

[flag=]en[/flag]
How to convince my parents
How to convince my parents to get a dog
How to convince a boy to like me
How to convince my parents to let me on a trip
How to convince my parents to get a cat

Next: Am I...

[Levike]

New Rule (just in case) :
If Google doesn't give you any suggestions then you can write what the actual first search results are.

[flag=]hu[/flag]
Vagyok-e valaki
Vagyok-e valaki a helyes önértékelés fontossága
Vagyok-e elhagyni büneidet
Biztosított vagyok-e
Hitelképes vagyok-e

[flag=]en[/flag]
Am I somebody
Am I somebody the importance of self-evaluation
Am I to let your sins go
Am I insured
Am I able to get a credit

Next: "Is it possible to..."