The title itself of this thread is ridiculous, but anyway...
For those who like making joke/troll conlangs, kitchen sinks on purpose, whatever. This thread for you. And if it ends up changing a bit and becoming an actual conlang, that's coolio too.
So here's mine:
Hgö ríiv ëils ngçí ăd aghs küw iȥ.
It means: "The dog walks in the park."
Pronunciation clip later, if anyone interested.
Your turn, fam.