Do guns kill people?

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Do guns kill people?

Postby HydroProbe » 2012-07-30, 20:42

Do cars drive drunk?

Do pencils misspell?

Do shoes kick people?

Do belts give spankings?

Do matches commit arson?

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Re: Do guns kill people?

Postby ffrench » 2012-07-30, 20:59

HydroProbe wrote:Do cars drive drunk?
Cars crash where drunken people might just fall over.
HydroProbe wrote:Do shoes kick people?
Shoes make kicks harder and makes it less likely for the kicker to hurt their toes.
HydroProbe wrote:Do belts give spankings?
Belts give harder spankings than hands.
HydroProbe wrote:Do matches commit arson?
Arson might be less common if arsonists had to resort to rubbing sticks.

I've no idea what to do about the pencil analogy, although people don't tend to set out to misspell words, especially not cold-bloodedly.

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Re: Do guns kill people?

Postby linguoboy » 2012-07-30, 21:44

Do forum posts troll?
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Re: Do guns kill people?

Postby Tenebrarum » 2012-07-31, 3:41

Do anuses shit?
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Re: Do guns kill people?

Postby JackFrost » 2012-07-31, 4:59

Do penises screw people?
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Re: Do guns kill people?

Postby ling » 2012-07-31, 10:26

Guns don't kill people; bullets do.
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Re: Do guns kill people?

Postby Johanna » 2012-07-31, 11:34

I know you guys find this amusing, but if you think something is a troll post, don't reply to it, report it. Please?
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