NulNuk wrote:Portuguese dont come from Porutguese
Luis wrote:Exactly. Further on, the Spanish Academy even tried to take Portugal out of the Iberian Peninsula, but it didn't work so good, cause it was very well stuck to the rest of it. As I desperate attempt, they asked for help to a group of aliens from planet XB45 to come and kill us, but once they got to Spain, found it so nice that they decided to settle in the Basque Country and name themselves Basques (that's why Basque resembles no other language, it's alien in origin). The Spanish Academy was very angry at that, of course and so, they ordered every Basque word to be banned from Castillian and created a new language called Spanish . Yet, they didn't warn the South Americans, who kept on using an impure form of the language that contained Basque words. The aliens also invented a form of Empanadas, but that's not actually proved either. Of course, at that time Galicians were very quietly speaking Celtic and it was only later that they discovered they were actually Welsh. But it was too late to move back home then, so they decided to learn Spanish and get over it. The Spanish Academy didn't oppose either, as they kept on trying to conquer the world with their grammars and dictionaries as weapons, and any help would be welcome.
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