UniLang

What do the following two sentences mean?

1. "Nu tad nāc ārā, ejam braukāties ar ritenem!"

2. "Un man ir glaunas konchas"...?

Written by a woman.
The google translator makes it appear to mean something explicit...
or is it something harmless??

Help appreciated!

1. Come outside, let's go biking 2. And I have posh candies (really weird word combination stylistically, however)

Thank you! That was quick!