The person after me game (2)

[france-eesti]

I would love it, it would make saxophone or clarinet playing easier, but sadly, I only have 10 fingers.

The person after me thinks it's reasonable to weight more than 40 kilos when you're a 40 year old woman.

[OldBoring]

No.

The person after me thinks it's reasonable to weight more than 50 kilos when you're a 50 year old woman.

[tiuwiu]

Only if the old woman get dizzy when jumping on one leg at maximum speed while whistling the entire Greek national anthem.

The person after me wants to swim with whales someday.

[OldBoring]

No, but whales want to swim with me someday.

Whales want to swim with the person after me someday.

[Osias]

The day I went to see whales the boat supposed to take me there has issues and stayed adrift several hours.

The person after me plays along their grannies racist tirades.

[france-eesti]

Only in minor tunes.

The person after me's been bit by a black mamba but survived.

[OldBoring]

No.

The person after me has bitten a black mamba and survived.

[france-eesti]

I even cooked it for my friends yesterday and lied saying it was chicken. They ate the whole thing but now my house and my hair are stinky

The person after me met Uma Thurman at the stationery store and helped her picking up her wallet that had fallen down when she was looking for her credit card to pay for her emerald ink.

[TheStrayCat]

No, I prefer stationery stores that sell more practical and affordable items.

The person after me has a favorite sock store in their area.

[Shad]

No, but I need to buy socks.

The person after me is going to tell us their favorite stress buster.

[TheStrayCat]

On weekends, taking a random bus or train and exploring some new place. On weekdays, just reading a good book or taking a walk.

The person after me has recently changed their attitude on a social issue and will tell us which one.

[Antea]

I don't remember.

The person after me thinks that it will rain today.

[Osias]

Not here, for sure.

The next person wish they were child of Nicholas Cage.

[Antea]

Not really.

The person after me is going to dine fish and chips tonight.

[linguoboy]

The next person wishes they were a/the child of Nicholas Cage.

The person after me is going to dine on fish and chips tonight.

(Note: "Dine on" is an elevated expression, so it sounds ironic when the food is really basic like fish and chips. If you just mean that fish and chips is what they will be eating tonight, we'd ordinarily say "is going to have fish and chips for dinner".)

I don't know what I'm going to have for dinner, but, now that you mention it, fish and chips is a possibility. I have both those things in the freezer and an air fryer all ready to cook them.

The person after me has a funny story to tell us about something that happened to them over the weekend.

[azhong]

EDIT: corrections from linguoboy are also added.

I was studying how to translate the Chinese term "乾兒子” into English. I used Google Translate first. The answer it gave did make me burst into laughters laughter:

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"fuck son"

Also, I read two jokes in the subtitles of the film Annie Hall by Woody Allen, and I am memorizing the first one. Two elderly women were at a resort (of which I've forgotten the name). One said, "The food here is terrible."
"Yes," said the second, "and with such small portions."

The person after me will share with us one of their favourite films and, if possible, explains* explain why.

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If you want to coordinate two clauses when the auxiliary only applies to one of the predicates, you have to make sure the clause with the auxiliary comes last:
"He considers that his favourite film and will explain why."

[Osias]

The Star Wars original trilogy. I don't care about Luke hero journey. I don't care about the antics of the Skywalker family. I don't care if someone has a "character arc". The movies are great because they provide me with an immersion in another world. That's also why I loved so much the first seasons of Game of Thrones. Also the two first of Lost.

The person after me watches a Korean news channel on Youtube and think they are making fun of Japan in the ads.

[TheStrayCat]

I don't, and honestly have no idea.

The person after me promotes conspiracy theories to random people as a hobby.

[linguoboy]

The original Star Wars original trilogy. I don't care about Luke's hero's journey. I don't care about the antics of the Skywalker family. I don't care if someone has a "character arc". The movies are great because they provide me with an immersion in another world. That's also why I loved so much the first seasons of Game of Thrones. Also the two first two of Lost.

The person after me watches a Korean news channel on Youtube and thinks they are making fun of Japan in the ads.

The person after me promotes conspiracy theories to random people as a hobby.

Not me, I promote random theories to conspiracy people.

The person after me doesn't read books at all.

[Dormouse559]

The opposite actually. I’ve made it my mission lately to get my tax money’s worth from my library card, so I’ve checked out and read plenty of books in the past year or so. There are two more waiting for me to pick them up sometime this week.

The person after me’s computer is on its last legs, and they’ll have to buy a new one soon.