Multilingual Wish Corruption

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Multilingual Wish Corruption

Postby Bijlee » 2014-01-08, 20:41

I don't think one of these games has been made yet...
How to play:
-Person 1 makes a wish.

-Person 2 grants the wish, but "corrupts" it and makes the wish go wrong somehow.

-Person 2 then makes their wish for the next person to grant and corrupt.

And so on.

Example:
Person 1: I wish I had my own house.

Person 2: Wish granted, but it has only three square feet of floor area.
I wish I had a life-time supply of tacos.

Person 3: Wish granted, but they have all been marinated in chocolate milk.
I wish...

This is a fairly popular game online, so if you want more examples you can do a search on it.

A couple rules:
-Use two or more languages, with one of them being English

-You may use any conlang, but you must have English and at least one other natural language in addition

-You can say things that limit what can go wrong such as:
"I wish I had a life-time supply of non-poisonous tacos."
However, please don't make it too hard for the next person and say things like:
"I wish ___________, but nothing goes wrong and I'm benefited by this wish in every way."

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[flag=]en-us[/flag]I wish that I could speak every language.
[flag=]hi[/flag] मैं चाहती हूँ कि मुझे हर भाषा आए।
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Re: Multilingual Wish Corruption

Postby IpseDixit » 2014-01-08, 20:51

[flag=]en[/flag] Wish granted, but with a very thick American accent.
[flag=]lld[/flag] Dejiderie conzedé, ma con n azent american n muie fort.

[flag=]en[/flag] I wish I could visit all the countries of the world.
[flag=]lld[/flag] Volesse vijitèr duc i paìjes dl mond.

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Re: Multilingual Wish Corruption

Postby TheStrayCat » 2014-01-08, 21:00

[flag=]en[/flag] Wish granted, but you'll finally get shot in Iraq.
[flag=]es[/flag] Deseo concedido, pero finalmente te dispararán en Irak.

[flag=]en[/flag] I wish I could speak all languages of the world at a native-like level.
[flag=]es[/flag] Deseo poder hablar todos los idiomas del mundo como un nativo.
Native: (uk)
C1: (en-US)
B2: (es)
A1: (fr)(hr)

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Re: Multilingual Wish Corruption

Postby IpseDixit » 2014-01-08, 21:08

[flag=]en[/flag] Wish granted, but you'll never use them with anybody.
[flag=]lld[/flag] Dejiderie conzedé, ma ne les dourarà mai con degun.

[flag=]en[/flag] I wish I had a very large collection of ancient books.
[flag=]lld[/flag] Volesse aer na grana regoeta de libres antics

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Re: Multilingual Wish Corruption

Postby Bijlee » 2014-01-08, 21:19

Edit- I've added a rule:
You may use any conlang, but you must have English and at least one other natural language in addition


[flag=]en-us[/flag] Wished granted, but they've all been torn and you can't read them.
[flag=]hi[/flag] इच्छा दी गई, लेकिन वे फाड़े गए हैं और आप उनको नहीं पढ़ सकते हैं।

[flag=]en-us[/flag] I wish I could remember everything.
[flag=]hi[/flag] मैं चाहती हूँ कि मुझे सब कुछ याद हो सके।

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Re: Multilingual Wish Corruption

Postby IpseDixit » 2014-01-08, 21:29

[flag=]en[/flag] Wish granted, but the fact you remember anything, even the most petty detail, won't allow you to concentrate.
[flag=]lld[/flag] Dejiderie conzedé, ma l fat che te recordes chechemai, chinamai l detai plu ensous, ne te darà nia l met de te conzentrèr.

[flag=]en[/flag] I wish I had an original Picasso.
[flag=]lld[/flag] Volesse aer n Picasso originèl.

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Re: Multilingual Wish Corruption

Postby Bijlee » 2014-01-08, 21:52

[flag=]en-us[/flag] Wish granted, but everyone thinks you're a thief, so you have to go to jail.
[flag=]hi[/flag] इच्छा दी गई, पर सब लोग सोचते हैं कि आप चोर हैं, इसलिए आप को कारागार जाना पड़ेगा।

[flag=]en-us[/flag] I wish that there were no poverty in the world.
[flag=]hi[/flag] मैं चाहती हूँ कि दुनिया में कोई निर्धनता नहीं।

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Re: Multilingual Wish Corruption

Postby IpseDixit » 2014-01-08, 22:09

[flag=]en[/flag] Wish granted, but that's because there's no world anymore. An alien species has wiped it out of the space maps.
[flag=]lld[/flag] Dijiderie conzedé, ma cie percheche no l'é plu l mond. Na raza d'aliens l à tout demez da les chèrtes spazièles.

[flag=]en[/flag] I wish I was an X-man (but one with a normal look)
[flag=]lld[/flag] Volesse estèr n X-man (ma un de chisc con na parbuda normala)

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Re: Multilingual Wish Corruption

Postby Dormouse559 » 2014-01-08, 22:59

[flag=]en[/flag] Wish granted. You are Rogue, and you can no longer touch anyone. Bundle up. :)
[flag=]fr[/flag] Accordé, tu es Rogue et tu ne peux plus toucher personne. Emmitoufle-toi. :)

[flag=]en[/flag] I wish I lived in a sumptuous castle, with servants to cater to my every whim.
[flag=]fr[/flag] Je souhaiterais vivre dans un château somptueux, avec des serviteurs qui répondent à mes moindres caprices.
N'hésite pas à corriger mes erreurs.

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Re: Multilingual Wish Corruption

Postby Bijlee » 2014-01-08, 23:23

[flag=]en-us[/flag] Wish granted, but your servants always (unintentionally) spit acid everywhere.
[flag=]hi[/flag] इच्छा दी गई, लेकिन आपके नौकर हमेशा (जान-बूझकर नहीं) हर जगह तेज़ाब थूकते हैं।

[flag=]en-us[/flag] I wish that I were an omnipotent goddess.
[flag=]hi[/flag] मैं चाहती हूँ कि मैं सर्वशक्तिमान देवी हूँ।

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Re: Multilingual Wish Corruption

Postby Dormouse559 » 2014-01-08, 23:54

[flag=]en[/flag] Wish granted, but there are a lot of other omnipotent gods, and you guys can never agree on what to do.
[flag=]fr[/flag] Accordé, mais il y a beaucoup d'autres dieux omnipotents et vous n'êtes jamais d'accord sur quoi faire.

[flag=]en[/flag] I wish I had more time to read good books.
[flag=]fr[/flag] Je souhaiterais avoir plus de temps à lire de bons livres.
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Re: Multilingual Wish Corruption

Postby IpseDixit » 2014-01-09, 0:11

[flag=]en[/flag] Wish granted, but that's because you'll drop out of school or college and/or will be fired at work, and if you play a sport, you'll have to quit it because of health problems, and if you play a music instrument, you'll have to quit it too because you'll have to undergo hand surgery.
[flag=]lld[/flag] Dejiderie conzedé, ma percheche lasciaras la scola o l'università y/o vegniras desgort a lurier, y sce tu fesces n sport, dessaras lascèr ló per via de problemes de sanità y sce tu sones n strument da mùsega, dessaras lascèr ence chel percheche dessaras te sotmeter a n intervent a la man.

[flag=]en[/flag] I wish I could go to a Cher concert.
[flag=]lld[/flag] Volesse jir a n conzert de Cher.

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Re: Multilingual Wish Corruption

Postby Dormouse559 » 2014-01-09, 2:05

[flag=]en[/flag] Wish granted, but it's a concert that never ends, and you can do nothing but listen to Cher music for the rest of your life.
[flag=]fr[/flag] Accordé, mais c'est un concert sans fin et tu ne peux rien autre que d'écouter des chansons de Cher pour le reste de ta vie.

[flag=]en[/flag] I wish my computer would work perfectly.
[flag=]fr[/flag] Je souhaiterais que mon ordinateur fonctionne parfaitement.
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Re: Multilingual Wish Corruption

Postby IpseDixit » 2014-01-09, 2:34

[flag=]en[/flag] Wish granted, but you'll have to spend so much money for it that you will never be able to afford a house.
[flag=]lld[/flag] Dejiderie conzedé, ma dessaras spener coscita tenc scioldi per cie che ne podaras mai te vaghèr na majon.

[flag=]en[/flag] I wish I had a house of my own, different from that of my parents.
[flag=]lld[/flag] Volesse aer na majon duta mia, desferenta de chela de mies genitores.

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Re: Multilingual Wish Corruption

Postby Dormouse559 » 2014-01-09, 3:15

[flag=]en[/flag] Wish granted. You have your own house, but it comes with a surveillance system that lets your parents keep tabs on you every moment of the day.
[flag=]fr[/flag] Accordé. Tu as ta propre maison, mais elle contient un système de surveillance qui permet à tes parents de t'observer chaque moment de la journée.

[flag=]en[/flag] I wish I were a better actor.
[flag=]fr[/flag] Je souhaiterais être un meilleur acteur.
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Re: Multilingual Wish Corruption

Postby IpseDixit » 2014-01-09, 3:28

[flag=]en[/flag] Wish granted, but you'll have to join Scientology and do whatever they say.
[flag=]lld[/flag] Conzedé, ma dessaras te enscinuèr a Scientology y fèr dut cie che ei dij.

[flag=]en[/flag] I wish Heath Ledger was still alive.
[flag=]lld[/flag] Volesse che Heath Ledger fossa amò vif.

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Re: Multilingual Wish Corruption

Postby Bijlee » 2014-01-09, 12:09

[flag=]en-us[/flag] Wish granted. However, you must sacrifice your own life to give him his.
[flag=]hi[/flag]इच्छा दी गई। मगर ज़रूरत है कि आप अपनी ज़िन्दगी दे देंगे ताकि उसकी अपनी ज़िन्दगी मिल जाये।

[flag=]en-us[/flag] I wish that someone would give me a relaxing massage.
[flag=]hi[/flag] मेरी इच्छा है कि कोई न कोई मुझे मालिश कर देकर मुझे आराम दे।
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Re: Multilingual Wish Corruption

Postby IpseDixit » 2014-01-09, 13:17

[flag=]en[/flag] Granted, but your masseur will be Mike Tyson.
[flag=]lld[/flag] Conzedé, ma ti massajador sarà Mike Tyson.

[flag=]en[/flag] I wish Dan Brown would not write anymore.
[flag=]lld[/flag] Volesse che Dan Brown ne scriva plu.

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Re: Multilingual Wish Corruption

Postby Dormouse559 » 2014-01-10, 6:25

[flag=]en[/flag] Wish granted. You now have to write his books for him. For free.
[flag=]fr[/flag] Accordé. Maintenant, tu es obligé d'écrire ses livres pour lui. Gratuitement.

[flag=]en[/flag] I wish I didn't procrastinate anymore.
[flag=]fr[/flag] Je souhaiterais ne plus procrastiner.
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Re: Multilingual Wish Corruption

Postby Bijlee » 2014-01-10, 15:58

[flag=]en-us[/flag] Wish granted, but now you are so hardworking that you have a stress-problem. You'll get wrinkles, you'll feel depressed, and so on.
[flag=]hi[/flag]इच्छा दी गई, लेकिन अब तुम इतना मेहनती हो कि अभी दबाव से पीड़ित लग रहे हो। तुमको शिकन होंगी, तुम उदास होगे, वगैरह।

[flag=]en-us[/flag] I wish I could live (safely) in the forests of Alaska.
[flag=]hi[/flag] मेरी इच्छा है कि मैं अलास्का के वन में (ख़तरे के बिना) रह सकूँ।


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