What words would you use to describe each Romance language?

[Clearlanguage]

Lol this thread is not going well.

[Sarabi]

Portugese - Portuguese
Spanish - Spanish
French - French
Italian - Italian
Romanian - Romanian

+1. Any stereotypes I have about Romance languages are really just stereotypes about their speakers. That said, here are my stereotypes of L2 learners:

Portuguese - party people
Spanish - bros
French - artfags
Italian - opera fans
Romanian - vampires

Ah oui. Tu imagines les roumains comme des vampires, sans doute !

[vijayjohn]

He's saying people who learn Romanian are vampires, not Romanians themselves.

[linguoboy]

He's saying people who learn Romanian are vampires, not Romanians themselves.

Tous le deux, à vrai dire.

[vijayjohn]

You mean les deux?

[Sarabi]

He's saying people who learn Romanian are vampires, not Romanians themselves.

Tous le deux, à vrai dire.

MDR, mais pourquoi ??? Eu nu sunt vampir!! Prietena mea româncă nu m-a mușcat niciodată.

[Gormur]

I hate vampire threads. You know, threads that have been done before. There was one exactly like this about ten years ago and it's quite lengthy

I think Romance languages sound very similar, except Portuguese and Romansh. Romanian is unique, being Eastern Romance. Other than that, just the two mentioned previously are kind of jarring to the ear; even after hearing them once

The word outlier comes to mind, like when one hears English or even Scots next to other Germanic languages. Even Icelandic makes more sense to me historically simply due to the vocabulary being conservative. Not necessarily the grammar though