Multilingual false friends 2

[Linguaphile]

karu = bear
karu = bare, unfertile, barren (land)

carw /ka(:)rʊ/ = deer, stag
caru /karu/ = dear, expensive

That's especially funny that (in addition to the false friends themselves) the English translations happen to be two sets of homophones - bear/bare and deer/dear.

[vijayjohn]

booty
boetie - brother

[h34]

ик / ik = 1 (short form)
ik = I

én = 1 (accent is optional)
én = I

二 / ni = 2
你 / nǐ = you (2nd person singular)
ni = you (2nd person plural)

du = 2
du = you (2nd person singular)

се / se = 3
se = it (3rd person singular)

[h34]

ача = father
ача = child

ик = one (attributive)
ик = two (short form of икӗ/иккӗ, used in collocations such as пӗр-ик 'one or two')

[vijayjohn]

હું [hũ] - I
ہوں / हूँ [hũ] - (I) am

[Multiturquoise]

sümük = bone
süňk = bone
sümük = snot

[Gormur]

I often get confused as to the meaning of false friend because the definition can get highly specific at times. I'll give it a shot

list -- the arts
list

reassuranse -- reinsurance
reassurance

[Gormur]

bachelor an unmarried adult
bachelor a bachelor's degree holder

mort death
mort common roach

false
fals book fold

[vijayjohn]

ファイト faito - competitive match, fight (esp. boxing match); fighting spirit in sports; go for it, take heart, don't give up
Bauzi (an East Geelvink Bay language of Papua New Guinea): faito - cut down (singular object)

[Gormur]

water H₂O
water WC water closet

griff (slang) marijuana
griff griffin

stable a building for horses and related animals
stabel a hinge pin

[Vlürch]

早く！ (hayaku!) - hurry up!
hjayaku! - hello!

Of course, I have this video to thank for learning this epic false friend.

[vijayjohn]

işten kiraya mı? - from work to the rented apartment?
Isten királya mi? - God his king what?

A Hungarian lady on Twitter found a Turkish sign, apparently for some kind of real estate company, that read işten eve mi işten kiraya mı? 'from work to home or from work to the rented apartment?'. Her sister saw it and interpreted the last three words as Isten királya mi?

[h34]

икымше урок lesson 1, first lesson
иккĕмĕш урок lesson 2, second lesson

[vijayjohn]

su - fire
su - night

[Minuit]

malalta - short
malalta - sick (fem.)

[vijayjohn]

skills
sklz - delay

[h34]

лов – soul
Udmurt лул (soul, spirit); cognates: Hungarian lélek (soul; ghost, evil spirit), Estonian leil (sauna steam; secondary, less common meaning: soul, life spirit), Finnish löyly (sauna steam)
лов – snow
Meadow Mari лум; Estonian, Finnish lumi
лов – ten
Meadow Mari лу; from Proto-Uralic *luka (number, quantity, count; calculate; ten)

[Linguaphile]

loom (gen. looma) animal
luum (gen. looma) plant

sälg foal
sälg back

kukk rooster
kukk cone, pinecone

dekaad period of ten days
decade period of ten years

[h34]

vara early
вара later, then, afterwards; cognate with Chuvash вара (a bit later, then, afterwards) and Hungarian idő (time); all from Proto-Turkic *öd (time)

[Karavinka]

Yes it's a meme but I did a quick forum search with both 'ohayo' and 'おはよう' to check duplicate at least.