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Multilingual Wish Corruption

Postby Bijlee » 2014-01-08, 20:41

I don't think one of these games has been made yet...
How to play:
-Person 1 makes a wish.

-Person 2 grants the wish, but "corrupts" it and makes the wish go wrong somehow.

-Person 2 then makes their wish for the next person to grant and corrupt.

And so on.

Example:
Person 1: I wish I had my own house.

Person 2: Wish granted, but it has only three square feet of floor area.
I wish I had a life-time supply of tacos.

Person 3: Wish granted, but they have all been marinated in chocolate milk.
I wish...

This is a fairly popular game online, so if you want more examples you can do a search on it.

A couple rules:
-Use two or more languages, with one of them being English

-You may use any conlang, but you must have English and at least one other natural language in addition

-You can say things that limit what can go wrong such as:
"I wish I had a life-time supply of non-poisonous tacos."
However, please don't make it too hard for the next person and say things like:
"I wish ___________, but nothing goes wrong and I'm benefited by this wish in every way."

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 (en-us)I wish that I could speak every language.
 (hi) मैं चाहती हूँ कि मुझे हर भाषा आए।
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Re: Multilingual Wish Corruption

Postby IpseDixit » 2014-01-08, 20:51

 (en) Wish granted, but with a very thick American accent.
 (lld) Dejiderie conzedé, ma con n azent american n muie fort.

 (en) I wish I could visit all the countries of the world.
 (lld) Volesse vijitèr duc i paìjes dl mond.

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Re: Multilingual Wish Corruption

Postby TheStrayCat » 2014-01-08, 21:00

 (en) Wish granted, but you'll finally get shot in Iraq.
 (es) Deseo concedido, pero finalmente te dispararán en Irak.

 (en) I wish I could speak all languages of the world at a native-like level.
 (es) Deseo poder hablar todos los idiomas del mundo como un nativo.
Native:  (uk)
C1:  (en-US)
B2:  (es)
A1:  (fr) (hr)

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Re: Multilingual Wish Corruption

Postby IpseDixit » 2014-01-08, 21:08

 (en) Wish granted, but you'll never use them with anybody.
 (lld) Dejiderie conzedé, ma ne les dourarà mai con degun.

 (en) I wish I had a very large collection of ancient books.
 (lld) Volesse aer na grana regoeta de libres antics

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Re: Multilingual Wish Corruption

Postby Bijlee » 2014-01-08, 21:19

Edit- I've added a rule:
You may use any conlang, but you must have English and at least one other natural language in addition


 (en-us) Wished granted, but they've all been torn and you can't read them.
 (hi) इच्छा दी गई, लेकिन वे फाड़े गए हैं और आप उनको नहीं पढ़ सकते हैं।

 (en-us) I wish I could remember everything.
 (hi) मैं चाहती हूँ कि मुझे सब कुछ याद हो सके।

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Re: Multilingual Wish Corruption

Postby IpseDixit » 2014-01-08, 21:29

 (en) Wish granted, but the fact you remember anything, even the most petty detail, won't allow you to concentrate.
 (lld) Dejiderie conzedé, ma l fat che te recordes chechemai, chinamai l detai plu ensous, ne te darà nia l met de te conzentrèr.

 (en) I wish I had an original Picasso.
 (lld) Volesse aer n Picasso originèl.

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Re: Multilingual Wish Corruption

Postby Bijlee » 2014-01-08, 21:52

 (en-us) Wish granted, but everyone thinks you're a thief, so you have to go to jail.
 (hi) इच्छा दी गई, पर सब लोग सोचते हैं कि आप चोर हैं, इसलिए आप को कारागार जाना पड़ेगा।

 (en-us) I wish that there were no poverty in the world.
 (hi) मैं चाहती हूँ कि दुनिया में कोई निर्धनता नहीं।

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Re: Multilingual Wish Corruption

Postby IpseDixit » 2014-01-08, 22:09

 (en) Wish granted, but that's because there's no world anymore. An alien species has wiped it out of the space maps.
 (lld) Dijiderie conzedé, ma cie percheche no l'é plu l mond. Na raza d'aliens l à tout demez da les chèrtes spazièles.

 (en) I wish I was an X-man (but one with a normal look)
 (lld) Volesse estèr n X-man (ma un de chisc con na parbuda normala)

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Re: Multilingual Wish Corruption

Postby Dormouse559 » 2014-01-08, 22:59

 (en) Wish granted. You are Rogue, and you can no longer touch anyone. Bundle up. :)
 (fr) Accordé, tu es Rogue et tu ne peux plus toucher personne. Emmitoufle-toi. :)

 (en) I wish I lived in a sumptuous castle, with servants to cater to my every whim.
 (fr) Je souhaiterais vivre dans un château somptueux, avec des serviteurs qui répondent à mes moindres caprices.
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Re: Multilingual Wish Corruption

Postby Bijlee » 2014-01-08, 23:23

 (en-us) Wish granted, but your servants always (unintentionally) spit acid everywhere.
 (hi) इच्छा दी गई, लेकिन आपके नौकर हमेशा (जान-बूझकर नहीं) हर जगह तेज़ाब थूकते हैं।

 (en-us) I wish that I were an omnipotent goddess.
 (hi) मैं चाहती हूँ कि मैं सर्वशक्तिमान देवी हूँ।

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Re: Multilingual Wish Corruption

Postby Dormouse559 » 2014-01-08, 23:54

 (en) Wish granted, but there are a lot of other omnipotent gods, and you guys can never agree on what to do.
 (fr) Accordé, mais il y a beaucoup d'autres dieux omnipotents et vous n'êtes jamais d'accord sur quoi faire.

 (en) I wish I had more time to read good books.
 (fr) Je souhaiterais avoir plus de temps à lire de bons livres.
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Re: Multilingual Wish Corruption

Postby IpseDixit » 2014-01-09, 0:11

 (en) Wish granted, but that's because you'll drop out of school or college and/or will be fired at work, and if you play a sport, you'll have to quit it because of health problems, and if you play a music instrument, you'll have to quit it too because you'll have to undergo hand surgery.
 (lld) Dejiderie conzedé, ma percheche lasciaras la scola o l'università y/o vegniras desgort a lurier, y sce tu fesces n sport, dessaras lascèr ló per via de problemes de sanità y sce tu sones n strument da mùsega, dessaras lascèr ence chel percheche dessaras te sotmeter a n intervent a la man.

 (en) I wish I could go to a Cher concert.
 (lld) Volesse jir a n conzert de Cher.

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Re: Multilingual Wish Corruption

Postby Dormouse559 » 2014-01-09, 2:05

 (en) Wish granted, but it's a concert that never ends, and you can do nothing but listen to Cher music for the rest of your life.
 (fr) Accordé, mais c'est un concert sans fin et tu ne peux rien autre que d'écouter des chansons de Cher pour le reste de ta vie.

 (en) I wish my computer would work perfectly.
 (fr) Je souhaiterais que mon ordinateur fonctionne parfaitement.
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Re: Multilingual Wish Corruption

Postby IpseDixit » 2014-01-09, 2:34

 (en) Wish granted, but you'll have to spend so much money for it that you will never be able to afford a house.
 (lld) Dejiderie conzedé, ma dessaras spener coscita tenc scioldi per cie che ne podaras mai te vaghèr na majon.

 (en) I wish I had a house of my own, different from that of my parents.
 (lld) Volesse aer na majon duta mia, desferenta de chela de mies genitores.

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Re: Multilingual Wish Corruption

Postby Dormouse559 » 2014-01-09, 3:15

 (en) Wish granted. You have your own house, but it comes with a surveillance system that lets your parents keep tabs on you every moment of the day.
 (fr) Accordé. Tu as ta propre maison, mais elle contient un système de surveillance qui permet à tes parents de t'observer chaque moment de la journée.

 (en) I wish I were a better actor.
 (fr) Je souhaiterais être un meilleur acteur.
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Re: Multilingual Wish Corruption

Postby IpseDixit » 2014-01-09, 3:28

 (en) Wish granted, but you'll have to join Scientology and do whatever they say.
 (lld) Conzedé, ma dessaras te enscinuèr a Scientology y fèr dut cie che ei dij.

 (en) I wish Heath Ledger was still alive.
 (lld) Volesse che Heath Ledger fossa amò vif.

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Re: Multilingual Wish Corruption

Postby Bijlee » 2014-01-09, 12:09

 (en-us) Wish granted. However, you must sacrifice your own life to give him his.
 (hi)इच्छा दी गई। मगर ज़रूरत है कि आप अपनी ज़िन्दगी दे देंगे ताकि उसकी अपनी ज़िन्दगी मिल जाये।

 (en-us) I wish that someone would give me a relaxing massage.
 (hi) मेरी इच्छा है कि कोई न कोई मुझे मालिश कर देकर मुझे आराम दे।
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Re: Multilingual Wish Corruption

Postby IpseDixit » 2014-01-09, 13:17

 (en) Granted, but your masseur will be Mike Tyson.
 (lld) Conzedé, ma ti massajador sarà Mike Tyson.

 (en) I wish Dan Brown would not write anymore.
 (lld) Volesse che Dan Brown ne scriva plu.

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Re: Multilingual Wish Corruption

Postby Dormouse559 » 2014-01-10, 6:25

 (en) Wish granted. You now have to write his books for him. For free.
 (fr) Accordé. Maintenant, tu es obligé d'écrire ses livres pour lui. Gratuitement.

 (en) I wish I didn't procrastinate anymore.
 (fr) Je souhaiterais ne plus procrastiner.
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Re: Multilingual Wish Corruption

Postby Bijlee » 2014-01-10, 15:58

 (en-us) Wish granted, but now you are so hardworking that you have a stress-problem. You'll get wrinkles, you'll feel depressed, and so on.
 (hi)इच्छा दी गई, लेकिन अब तुम इतना मेहनती हो कि अभी दबाव से पीड़ित लग रहे हो। तुमको शिकन होंगी, तुम उदास होगे, वगैरह।

 (en-us) I wish I could live (safely) in the forests of Alaska.
 (hi) मेरी इच्छा है कि मैं अलास्का के वन में (ख़तरे के बिना) रह सकूँ।


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